All posts by Paul

I am a self-employed writer, which means I’m working for an idiot who doesn’t pay me enough – but the holidays are great. I’m ex many occupations, from the respectable ‘career-ladder’ to disreputable “somebody’s- got-to-do-it”. All a good way of seeing someone else’s point-of-view. Best job, apart from writing, was dispatch-riding on a motorcycle in the 70s, though I’ve also enjoyed teaching, librarianship, counselling and helping to run a community-centre. Sometimes I’ve looked respectable in a suit, other times a bit more wild and woolly (though still stylish) as a biker. It’s strange how differently people treat you, depending on what you’re wearing. A suit means I’m sometimes addressed as ‘sir’, but in motorcycle leathers I’m always referred to as ‘mate.’ The worst job that I’ve done ? You really don’t want to know, but it was in a processed food manufacturer’s factory – put me off bacon, sausages and quiches for a long time, and made me look at pet food in a new way. I’m very glad that I don’t have any pictures. I’ve been writing since I was eight, when I penned a story about a desert island and attempted to compile a dictionary – as Clarissa does in my short story ‘The Moon Is Out Tonight’. I’ve written for magazines under a variety of pen-names, ghost-written a couple of biographies and had a column in a local newspaper. I used to concentrate on non-fiction of an informative, how-to instructional nature, as I’m a firm believer in the dissemination of knowledge to enable people to do things for themselves. Knowledge is power, and in these troubled times of economic downturn and increased intrusion into our lives by government agencies, its vital to know how to get through. My fictional stories also show people coping and finding ways to survive. I’m based in a Celtic nation, the county of Cornwall or Kernow. I’ve been here for twenty years, and have lived all over the country, as well as abroad in France, Germany, Switzerland, Spain and the U.S.A.

Finger Trick

We all tend to take our hands and feet for granted, and it’s only when something goes wrong that we come to appreciate how they function.

This was brought home to me in 2014, while writing my first novel which featured a serial killer, that caused me to have a nightmare in which I kicked out at a shadowy attacker, hitting the bedroom wall and breaking a big toe in my fury.

Our hands really are one of the key tools of our trade as writers. I take care of mine, manicuring the nails and rubbing in moisturising skin cream regularly.

All the same, it’s still possible to pick up the occasional injury to the fingers. One of the most painful is a burn, usually from cooking activities or clumsiness with the kettle. Immersing the wounded digit in cold water is a well-known and effective remedy, but in the absence of cooling water, try this: simply press your burnt finger to an earlobe – preferably your own!

This trick was taught to me by an ex-girlfriend, who was a Cordon Bleu trained chef. Gripping your earlobe with the fingertips that you’ve burnt helps to draw the heat away, limiting damage without harming the ear itself. There are a lot of tiny blood capillaries in the ear, as anyone who’s had an ear pierced knows, and they help to disperse the heat.

Try it, by carefully pressing a finger to a hot mug of tea or coffee, then giving your ear a fright!

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Secret Bookcase Rooms

I think that I’ve found my favourite hotel in Amsterdam. Hotel No Hotel features extraordinarily themed suites, including Secret Bookcase, whose various rooms are hidden behind swinging bookcases.

http://www.hotelnothotel.com/rooms/

Even better, they have one-way windows, disguised as mirrors or paintings so one can check if it’s safe to come out!

I’ve been hiding behind books all of my life…

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Back up your work!

A friend in Portland, Oregon sent me this sad story about a writer who lost all of her work when her car was broken into:

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/08/rose_city_bummer_typewritten_m.html#incart_river

She’s offering a good cash reward for the return of her work, so let’s hope that she sees it again.

I back-up my work in half-a-dozen places, including Google Drive – a free cloud storage service. Many writers have lost their manuscripts – which qualifies as the ultimate rewrite, I guess.

http://www.theguardian.com/books/2009/jan/23/1000-novels-lost-manuscripts

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Self-Publishers: Who Grants You Permission and Who Tells You No?

This is an interesting article, which argues that self-publishing and putting our books before the public, is just another way of entering a slush-pile – but one with more freedom to escape from, by providing discerning readers with what they want to read:

https://jwmanus.wordpress.com/2015/08/08/self-publishers-who-grants-you-permission-and-who-tells-you-no/

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Homme de Plume

After previous comments that I’ve made about pen names, and how some genres of books are expected to be written by men or women, I found this article:

http://jezebel.com/homme-de-plume-what-i-learned-sending-my-novel-out-und-1720637627

A female writer Catherine Nichols experimented with sending her query letter out as a man. She was shocked at the response she received and had the wisdom to extract helpful hints from the comments that got in the critiques.

I Googled her, and found that there’s already a well-known author with the same name, so she might be well advised to find another pen name apart from George Leyer!

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How to hoax a book into being a bestseller

After the publication of Harper Lee’s Go Set A Watchmanwhich became an instant sales success, there’s now a backlash with some readers demanding their money back, on the basis that the novel was misrepresented as being something that it isn’t:

http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/aug/04/us-bookshop-offering-refunds-for-go-set-a-watchman-harper-lee

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Personally, I always though that there was too much marketing smoke being blown around, with barely a fire for literary warmth, when it came to Harper Lee’s first effort at a novel. It made me think of the old warning adage – ‘If a thing sounds too good to be true, it probably is.’ 

And as Charles Bukowski observed

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Whatever the literary worth of ‘Go Set A Watchman’, at least it exists. I found a story this morning, via my Quora.com feed, about a best-selling book that didn’t exist at all – until it did!


http://www.quora.com/What-is-the-biggest-media-hoax-in-history

It could be viewed as the ultimate elevator pitch, I suppose, for it roused the interest of enough readers to propel ‘I, Libertine’ onto the New York Times bestseller list.

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Unbound – a way to finance your book.

Most of you will be familiar with the crowdfunding platform Kickstarter, as a way of raising finance for a new project.

It’s possible to fund the publication of a book with Kickstarter, but Unbound is a relatively new publisher that uses contributions from the public to get literary projects into print. Founded in 2010 by author Dan Kiernan, John Mitchinson, director of research for British panel game Q.I. and Justin Pollard, a historian and researcher for Q.I. Unbound has raised funding for some unusual books. Paul Kingsnorth‘s The Wake made it to the Man Booker prize longlist in 2014, something that wouldn’t have happened without Unbound’s help. It’s due to be made into a film.

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